Naomi tells me: “I don’t drink alcohol, I can have a great time without it. I couldn’t give a s*** about my birthday.

“Birthdays are more about the women who have you and that is my mother Valerie, so I think ‘it’s my birthday but my mother pushed me out on that day’. I’d like to have a good dance if I can though.”

It’s a change from last year, when the flowers at her bash cost £10k.